Chuck Norris fakta #50

Chuck Norris’s sweat has burned holes in concrete.
 
The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away
 
Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
 
There is no Control button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
 
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
 
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
 
Earth’s emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down
 
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
 
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000.
 
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

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